In Years Gone By ....

Motown Records had their own superstars: they had Miracles and Supremes, Pips and Marvelettes, Spinners and Vandellas, Temptations and Commodores.  Gladys of Knight, Marvin of Gaye, Smokey of Robinson, and Martha of Reeves.  Mary of Wells, Stevie of Wonder, Tammi of Terrell, and Diana of Ross.

We Must Include ....

Louie's lifelong hero and role model - Michael of Jackson. 

Michael is the world's only poor, black boy to ever become a rich, white woman! 

Michael and Louie share many common interests and similarities. 

Michael, however, invested wisely, and eventually created his very own Neverland Zoo, in California. 

Michael personally taught Louie how to wear makeup and do the Moonwalk during his many stays at Neverland. 

This is, indeed, a rare privilege - an accomplishment few can claim.

 

these pictures courtesy of Louie Castle personal collection

And now, Boys and Girls, WE have Louie of Voodoo Castle. 

Unlike the stars mentioned above, Louie arrived with his own Castle, making our Fairy Tale so much more realistic and enjoyable.

Once Upon A Time, Long Ago, And So Far Away ....

Louie of Voodoo Castle was a little baby. 

On the joyous occasion of Louie's third birthday, there were great festivities. 

Excitement pervaded the Village of Voodoo (later known as Voodooville). 

Celebration was in the air at Voodoo Castle. 

Indeed, merriment abounded, as the guests, dressed in splendid costume, enjoyed an enormous feast, magicians, clowns, exotic music, dancing, and the finest wine. 

Rare inhalants, opium and hashish, magical psychedelic oils, and other unusual chemical concoctions were abundant. 

Magnificent hookahs and water pipes of the most beautiful, delicate, and intricate design were imported from around the world. 

On This Monumental Occasion ....

An epic event occurred which would forever change the lifestyle and thinking processes of little three year old Louie of Voodoo Castle. 

Here you'll see how Louie changes time zones - one day early.  Click

Through Subsequent Years ....

The young lad became quite adept in physical sports and athletics, as we shall soon see.

Louie's Fascination ....

With complex, extraordinary mechanical devices with wheels can be seen here.  Click 

His Ability ....

Precision, and innate coordination on the foot-mounted winged wheels is astonishing.  Click

For Nine And Twenty Months ....

Louie practiced long jumping, as part of his distinctive bodybuilding program.  Click

(In a different chapter, you can read about Louie's astounding medical history and miraculous recovery.)

Shortly Thereafter ....

Romance captured Louie's heart. 

Louie was in love .... helpless, vulnerable, captivated by passion. 

With great pomp and ceremony, Louie took his sacred - though a bit unusual - wedding vows:

People always told me be careful what you do
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful who you love
Be careful what you do - 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Thus ....

Therefore, as a proximate result, without further ado, and forthwith - Louie was joyously, blissfully married to the stunning "woman" of his dreams.  Click

As A Young Man ....

Louie of Voodoo Castle showed a special fascination for animals, and embarked upon a career as the world's finest trainer. 

Louie's first known training movie can be seen here.  Click

In Later Years ....

Louie became a soccer referee, after being sidelined by his Captain due to multiple injuries, years on crutches, and eight surgeries.

Unknown To The World ....

Until right now, this minute, Louie actually invented the Moonwalk, although in a somewhat primitive stage. 

This video will conclusively prove it, Boys and Girls!  Click

A Breathtaking Example ....

Of Louie's amazing training technique is demonstrated for you.  Click

Louie Of Voodoo Castle ....

Constantly expanded his panorama of training abilities with endless devotion and study. 

Never wavering from his goals, Louie even trained cats for a period of time to learn more about behavior and cranial modification. 

Contrary to fashionable belief, based on vicious rumors perpetuated through an unforgiving media, it was this very training session that was the actual cause of Louie's ninth divorce. 

You see, Boys and Girls - Louie's wife owned the cat.  Click

After The Divorce ....

Louie began regularly spending weekends at Neverland, surpassing all prior boundaries with his hair and makeup, and Moonwalking with Michael.

When Computers And The Internet ....

Were finally invented, Louie of Voodoo Castle found his true purpose in life.

For Forty Days And For Forty Nights ....

Louie carefully crafted charming, cultured, concise, courteous messages, and watched proudly as his new-found popularity increased and blossomed beyond imagination.  (Wow, an alliteration!)

Louie had arrived, his destiny nearly fulfilled. 

In The Public Square Meetings ....

Louie electrified the entire world when he emotionally confirmed, "Billie Jean's not my lover, she's just a girl."

As If That Wasn't Enough ....

Crying and sobbing into his tissue, Louie sensitively whispered, "She said I am the one, the kid is not my son." 

Boys and Girls, the universe can never recover during this millennium.

About Four Weeks Later, After His First Million Messages ....

Louie predictably became the internet superstar of dog training, for all the world to read about, to come to know, and to love dearly. 

Appearing incognito in this video, Louie gently and patiently replies to millions of devoted fans in a LEERKOPF™ message group. 

Calmly, and with restraint, Louie once again looks like the young man in our Fairy Tale.  Click 

Several Years Later ....

After his last ride on the Book of Sick, Louie of Voodoo Castle came into possession of a magical carpet, actually a wheeled chariot, known as a Jayco RV.  Within hours, Louie became an RV expert, sharing his vast knowledge on every RV message forum in America, making new friends, and teaching people everything they need to know about Walmart parking lots and many other subjects. 

Even his splendid chariot became well known - as the NEW Voodoomobile. 

With This Incredible Chariot ....

Louie traveled the open roads, and was simply enchanted, viewing America's beautiful countryside from interstate highways, parking lots, and gas stations.  He regularly stayed at truck stops and rest areas, where his popularity increased even more - especially with the truck drivers. 

In no time at all, Louie was known by thousands of truckers, all across the nation. 

His name reverberated on CB radios around the country, as truckers everywhere hoped for a meeting with good ol' "UnclLou"! 

Vacations, overnighters at Walmart, and camping in the wild at RV parks soon became Louie's primary interests, although his computer was never out of arm's reach. 

Soon thereafter ....

Louie also became interested in black-water rafting. 

Even if the kid wasn't Louie's son, he thought he was. 

So he played a little trick on Daddy!  Click