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The WFFCW is written to read. Some visitors think they can read a webpage in 3 seconds. Our website analyzer proves it. Some visitors are in a big rush - internet junkies, their house is burning down. They have to click 40 links a minute, look at pictures, and rush off to another link, or they can't breathe, their hearts stop beating, or their legs fall off or something exciting. They don't read anything.
This is how many microseconds you have wasted reading:
a microsecond is one millionth of a second Your time is precious - why waste precious time? You could be wasting that precious time writing messages or playing Space Invaders. Or clicking links someplace else.
Some people are just too stupid for THIS website - they can't read. They try to watch REAL Player movies without having REAL Player installed, although we've made it perfectly clear it's required, not optional.
For all the SPEED READERS and IDIOTS, we have a good suggestion:
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Go someplace else and don't read. Anyplace. You're a waste of bandwidth. Getting out of here is REAL easy to do - click the red X in your browser. Get lost, and don't come back. |
