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"It's like a nightmare, isn't it?  It just keeps getting worse and worse." .... Keith McCready in "The Color of Money"

"The only vaccine powerful enough to inoculate you from lies is the truth." .... Al Franken, famous author

WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE ABOUT?  Some of this is a personal website containing REBUTTAL, REPLY, and COMMENT to (primarily) public statements and accusations made by various self proclaimed "internet dog training experts".  The majority of the statements and accusations are false, and refer to me, personally.  The nucleus of this website is based on verbatim quotes of public messages, most of which are archived with their respective lists.  Unless noted, nothing has been altered, other than formatting line length to screen width and changing the font style.  Other parts of this site contain OPINIONS, HUMOR, PARODY, COMEDY, and SARCASM which reflect my own personal sense of humor and viewpoints.  The First Amendment of the Constitution adequately, particularly, and specifically provides these rights.  This site is for educational and entertainment purposes.  This is emphatically not a "hate" site.  There is no hate in sight.  Profanity is kept to a minimum, but it does exist.  If this website seems offensive to you in any way, please leave now.  Please do not subject yourself to being offended.
TO THOSE IN FEAR OF THIS WEBSITE:  This website contains NO threats of any nature - no direct, indirect, implied, supplied, or personified threats.  There is a lot of SARCASM here.  If you're afraid, it's OK!  Websites can be absolutely terrifying places.  You're allowed to be frightened of the WFFCW web pages - and we understand!  Our heart goes out to you - we don't want you to be afraid - we want you to get help!  Dial 911, and scream for help.  If you wind up in a straight jacket, that's your problem.  If you don't, that's your problem, too.
COPYRIGHT © is clearly acknowledged where, when, and if applicable.  It's even acknowledged where it's not applicable.  Search The United States Copyright Office, Library of Congress, and you'll quickly discover something - it's not applicable.  But who cares?  Let's acknowledge it anyway. © 

IF YOU THINK ANYTHING HERE IS FALSIFIED, DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL CAPTURES.  IF I'M NOT 100% HONEST AND ACCURATE, CALL ME A LIAR and CONFRONT ME WITH THE FACTS.

I'm waiting.  I've been waiting since 2001.

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LEERKOPF™ Video Service

 

Steve Leigh's greeting to LEERKOPF Frawley

You Can Buy or Rent - Cheap!

Possibly the best idea in the world of people and dogs - this is a true bargain any way you look at it. 

We've done the impossible. 

We're revolutionizing dog training, and making so much money with this brilliant idea, it's unbelievable. 

Just last month, our taxes were over $2 million dollars.

 

we're not talking about "little money" .... we're talking "big bucks!"

shown below is one wall of our cash vault

We are the only Authorized LEERKOPF™ Video Service in the world!

because we authorized ourselves

 

JANUARY, 2008 NEWS FLASH!

We just opened up a new business called LEERKOPF™ Video Service.  It works like NetFlix and Blockbuster rental services, but OUR service is much different!  Just LOOK at our partial list of titles .... and read on.
LEERKOPF™ Obedience DVDs and Videos:

Basic Dog Obedience
Your Puppy - 8 Weeks To 8 Months
How To Raise A Working Puppy
Secrets To Raising A Working Parrot

How To Make Your Dog Glow In The Dark

Dangers Of Your Dog And Internet Message Forums

Establishing Pack Structure With Any Family Pet (includes birds, fish, and rodents)
Building Drive With Rap Music

Training A Competition Howling Dog
Training The Forced Retrieve Without Force
Teaching Your Dog To Drive Your Car Safely (the drive video)

Training The Send Away
Training The Jump

Training Angry Agility Dogs
Training The Combination With Muhammed Ali
Electric Collar Training For Any Pet
Electric Collar Training For Disobedient Pet Owners
Clicker Train Your Own Personal Assistant

LEERKOPF™ Puppy DVDs and Videos:

Your Puppy - 6 Minutes To 24 Hours

Your Older Puppy - 468 Weeks To 450 Months
Establishing Pack Structure With The Polar Bear
Building Drive & Focus With Oscar Mayer Hotdogs

How to Raise A Working Puppy For Money
Bite Training For Puppies
The First Steps Of Bite Training
The Last Steps Of Bite Training
Whelping Puppies

Yelping Puppies

Helping Puppies

How To Groom Your German Shepherd For American Idol

Save Your Dog's Life Today, Tomorrow, Or Next Week
How To Tattoo Your Puppy For Sex Appeal

Pooper Scoopers - The Complete Story

LEERKOPF™ Dominant & Aggressive Dog DVDs and Videos:

Leather, Chains, Collars, and Whips - The Hidden Meanings

Dealing With Sexually Dominant & Aggressive Dogs
Dealing With Submissive Dominant & Aggressive Dogs

Dealing With Kinky BDSM Dogs

Retraining The Confused BDSM Dog

Euthanasia Can Cause Death Of Any Dog

The Big Bust Evidence (click for full description)

LEERKOPF™ Schutzhund DVDs and Videos:

How To Title Your Dog (click for full description)

Table Training For Professionals

Table Training For Professional Amateurs

Table Training - Bitework

Kitchen Table Training

Table Training For V Scores

Raise A Working Puppy To Earn $500,000. Per Year From Home
Training The Motivational Retrieve Without Hotdogs
Mastering The LEERKOPF™ Poo-Poo-Doggy-Doody-Pouch

LEERKOPF™ Poo-Poo-Doggy-Doody-Pouch - Advanced Techniques

Writing Internet Messages With Voodoo Louie Castle

Preparing Your Dog For His First Arrest With DOG The Bounty Hunter
Frankfurt, Germany - The Airport
Schutzhund the Dog Sport
Handler Training For The Trial Dog "BH" And "Nitro Funny Car"
Visiting Schutzhund Clubs In Montana
Training The Young Helper

Training The Middle Age Helper

Training The Older Helper
Training A Competition Tracking Dog Without A Leash, A Track, Or A Dog

 

Here is one small area of our beautiful Florida distribution center.  This is one of three video areas.  There are also three DVD areas, five restrooms, and a huge cash vault.   

When we rented the building on Gray Street in Tampa, we were amazed and delighted to discover that our next door neighbor is none other than the Federal Bureau of Investigation. 

This makes communication very simple - just walk next door, and get the correct answers to any copyright © question, at any time.

Many Special Agents drop in to visit when they have some free time.  They love our private video and DVD collections, and we love having such nice neighbors.

 

Now you're probably thinking:

"Oh God!  Steve Leigh finally went right over the top!  He's lost his mind!

He's copying, renting, and selling LEERKOPF™ Frawley's videos and DVDs! 

Frawley is gonna lose his mind!  Frawley is gonna go totally crazy!

Right?  Is that what you're thinking?

WRONG

We're honest, sensible people, so here's what we did.

We bought a warehouse full of overstocked VHS tape head cleaners and DVD optical cleaners. 

Then we put new labels on them with the great titles you see above.

Each label mentions Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley and his famous "copyrights".

 

Here's an example of just one of our professional front labels.

 

How To Raise A Working Puppy For Money

by Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley

©2002 LEERKOPF™ Production Kennel Enterprise Video Training Corporation, Inc.

 

The back labels look like this:

 

all rights reserved worldwide, violators will be prosecuted, no trespassing, non-transferable, non-refundable, no deposit, no return

store at room temperature, follow label instructions carefully, not for use by minors, do not chew or crush, may cause dizziness

operating motor vehicle or heavy machinery while under the influence of LEERKOPF™ is not recommended

discard after 1/1/3002, warning: use proper receptacle, may explode if exposed to fire or flame

federal law restricts this product to use by or on the order of a licensed product director

for all other questions, consult your doctor, or call toll free 1-800-LEER-KOPF

 

We sell or rent them for only $5 each, so you can LEARN and CLEAN at the same time.

Audio and video quality are - beyond a doubt - unbelievable.

Each product only requires about 3 minutes, but you can listen and watch the whole thing anyway.

Use them for a week, a month, or 15 years. 

Don't even return them if you don't want to.  We don't care - we have plenty.

 

Special Tip:  Order 500 of our videos and DVDs and get one of our beautiful large display cases absolutely free!  Each case holds 500 videos and DVDs.  Display your new LEERKOPF™ video and DVD collection and impress everyone you know! 

 

Sell them on Ebay when you get tired of them. 

We guarantee we won't ever complain to Ebay or threaten to sue you!

 

Your video and DVD players will love you and love us, too.

They'll be clean and shiny inside, and act like new!

"The fact is, it's a fabulous idea whose time has come!" - Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley, January 1, 2008

Official Legal Statement

When purchasing any LEERKOPF™ Video Service video or DVD product it is understood that any and all LEERKOPF™ Video Service products are shipped from Bucksnort, located in Hickman County, Tennessee.  Any and all legal action concerning the rental, purchase, sale, or use of these LEERKOPF™ Video Service video or DVD products must take place in Bucksnort, Tennessee, or referred to our home office in Mongolia.  If customers do not agree with this policy, they should not use these products.

Video and DVD cleaning is never without risk of serious injury.  Do not use any LEERKOPF™ Video Service products without consulting a local cleaning professional.  The cleaning methods are meant to be used with a local instructor or trainer.  LEERKOPF™ Video Service cannot be held responsible for accidents or injuries to video or DVD players, or collateral damages if anything catches on fire or explodes.

All rights reserved until January 31, 2008.  After that date, all rights are waived.

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