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constitution
THE TRUTHX100
STUPIDITY TO THE MAX
SEE LATE
BREAKING NEWS - BELOW
This page
illustrates a
CLOWN.
He (I presume he's a "he") uses the name THETRUTHX100.
His name, according to public records, is ALEX LIGAS.
ALEX
LIGAS,
according to me, Steve Leigh, has a vacancy located between his ears.
It may be a vacuum, or it may just be empty space, but not much sensible
thinking occurs there. ALEX LIGAS is an idiot.
The fun started
with some public SCAMMERSLAYER group message about how he's gonna "shut down"
some mortgage broker or a business or somebody, or whatever his insane delusions
are - as if he has the power and authority to "shut down" anything but a toilet
seat. He spent days (weeks? months?) on his "research", his "webpage",
and some insane "BLOG", which you'll find the link to below.
His initial
messages were soon followed by "CAN I BE SUED FOR SLANDER?" messages,
which made about as much sense as a monkey with taillights, power windows, and a
DVD player up its ass.
Apparently,
THETRUTHX100 has been harassing somebody in Florida about some real or
imaginary problems, so he wrote some incoherent nonsense on a webpage about it.
Then, it seems the person in Florida threatened to SUETHETRUTHX100,
who claims he's in KOREA!
Being curious, I wrote him a
message because I couldn't understand ANY of the public SCAMMERSLAYER
nonsense
messages he was writing.
So we had this exchange of email privately.
I tried to get some
FACTUAL answers, before he went off on a tangent to Lagos or Ghana, never
to return. I
was trying to figure out what in the hell he was actually hoping to accomplish
with his berserk nonsense.
To make this page a little
smaller, I removed most of the message header info, cause it's meaningless
anyway. My messages don't have headers. Follow this carefully, and
see for yourself ....
When you're finished, you
MUST
check this link -
whoops! It's now disappeared. Alex had a website like no other -
but like so many other idiot clowns, he folded up his stories, and ran away to hide with
his stupidity.
I guess he'll pop up again, somewhere else, probably under a different fake
name, but really - who cares? Lately, he's been sending me emails from
some insane new identity: rtjzktow <rtjzktow@trashmail.net>.
I SENT A
MESSAGE TO THETRUTHX100 - MESSAGE #1
Yo,
Do I understand you - or have you just got me confused?
Here's what I thought you said:
YOU had some kind of RENTAL problem with this Lucas person. Is that right? A
RENTAL problem?
YOU never mentioned that you had any kind of MORTGAGE business with this Lucas
guy. Am I right? Did you ever sign any kind of MORTGAGE agreements with him?
Or have you currently or in the past had a MORTGAGE through this Lucas guy?
It seems as if your messages are indicating TWO completely separate issues. Am
I right about this?
#1 - you rented something from Lucas, and had some kind of problem
#2 - you started investigating Lucas, and found that he is (possibly) a
fraudulent MORTGAGE broker, and you have done enough research to find his
criminal records and also discover he is not licensed in Florida as a Mortgage
Broker.
Am I right, or wrong about these questions?
Keep it simple please.
Steve
THETRUTHX100 REPLIED - MESSAGE #2
Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2007
15:00:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: The truth <thetruthx100@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Questions
To: Steve Leigh <steve at sl-prokeys dot com>
I rented to him.
He impersonated me.
I tried reporting to the police. They are
dumb as rocks.
When I caught him 2k was gone.
Since his eviction he has started a
mortgage company.
He tried using my information to sihnme
up for all fraudulent loans. (I have credit watch)
Once again the police are dumb as rocks.
I REPLIED
TO THETRUTHX100 - MESSAGE #3
At 06:00 PM
7/4/2007, you wrote:
I rented to him.
WHAT did you rent to him? Full explanation please.
He impersonated me.
Can you PROVE that?
I tried reporting to the
police. They are dumb as rocks.
WHAT did you report, WHO did you report to?
When I caught him 2k was
gone.
2k was "gone" from what, how, where? I do not understand at all.
Since his eviction he has
started a mortgage company.
What eviction? Are you saying YOU had HIM evicted?
He tried using my information
to sihnme up for all fraudulent loans. (I have credit watch)
Are you saying he has used YOUR NAME to borrow money? Do you mean IDENTITY
THEFT?
Once again the police are
dumb as rocks.
We all know that - I'm trying to understand YOUR multiple problems.
THETRUTHX100 REPLIED TO ME - MESSAGE #4
Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2007
15:30:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: The truth <thetruthx100@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Questions
To: Steve Leigh <steve at sl-prokeys dot com>
I rented my house to him. He was to get
a couple of rent discounts for doing extra work which he never did. And
he never paid rent or took care of my animals. Theyw ere missing hair
and malnourished. I finally ahd to surrender them. I stupidly did not
bring the signed contract with me. When I get home I wll have them.
I am working on that right now. (I need
to get the person who caught that he was doing that on record and she is
reluctant to do so.) 2,000 in fraudulent loans he got from me.
I reported Identity theft to the Pinellas
county sherriffs office. They said I made those applications.
Yes I evicted him from my property.
He tried to but I finally got smart and
put credit watch on my credit so he wasn't able to get anymore from me
or my name.
I
REPLIED TO THETRUTHX100 - MESSAGE #5
At 06:30 PM 7/4/2007, you wrote:
I rented my house to him. He was to
get a couple of rent discounts for doing extra work which he never
did. And he never paid rent or took care of my animals. Theyw ere
missing hair and malnourished. I finally ahd to surrender them. I
stupidly did not bring the signed contract with me. When I get home
I wll have them.
OK! Now the TRUTH comes out, right? (LOL - its a play with your name)
Assuming you are telling the ENTIRE story here, you have SEVERAL
different issues.
#1 - you RENTED a house, and the tenant failed to abide by the
agreements. This is a CIVIL matter, and is no way connected with the
Federal Government. In fact, for the probably amount(s) incolved, this
will probably be a SMALL CLAIMS COURT issue.
That's part #1.
I am working on that right now. (I
need to get the person who caught that he was doing that on record
and she is reluctant to do so.)
I do not know what the hell "the person that caught that" and "that he
was doing that" means. And if you have NO WITNESSES, you will just have
a harder time in SMALL CLAIMS court. EXPLAIN what "that" means. Caught
WHAT? He was doing WHAT?
2,000 in fraudulent loans he got from
me.
Explain. If you WILLINGLY loaned somebody money, that isn't FRAUD. How
do you connect FRAUD and LOANS?
I reported Identity theft to the
Pinellas county sherriffs office. They said I made those
applications.
WHAT applications? And by the way, EXCELLENT to report - I hope you
have a COPY of the police report, PROVING that on a specific date, you
acted on your complaint. It is VERY important to have a "paper trail"
or a history ON RECORD.
Yes I evicted him from my property.
OK - then like ANY landlord in the US, you evicted. You could also take
him to SMALL CLAIMS court and try to recover damages.
He tried to but I finally got smart
and put credit watch on my credit so he wasn't able to get anymore
from me or my name.
EXPLAIN this fully. Exactly WHAT did he do? Did he get a credit card
in your name, and take cash advances on it? Exactly what, how, and when
has he USED YOUR NAME AND CREDIT? THIS is - finally - a FEDERAL
offense. And if you can PROVE this, the FBI will act on it.
Now - last of all.
Weren't your very first GROUP messages (essentially) "CAN I BE SUED FOR
SLANDER?"
Best, Steve ps - please keep reply simple so I can read/understand it. But kindly
explain all DETAILS.
THETRUTHX100 REPLIED TO ME - MESSAGE #6
Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2007
16:03:02 -0700 (PDT)
From: The truth <thetruthx100@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Questions
To: Steve Leigh <steve at sl-prokeys dot com>
I would love to take him to small claims court if it weren't for 2 things.
I am not in America and I will not be back there for another year. I even
offered to forget all the rent if he just paid the 2k. And while he was
renting he impersonated me. Yes I loaned him the money which he never
repaid. After I threw him out he started signing me up for credit cards.
But I put credit card watch on my credit score so he wasn't able to get
anything. Then I started investigating him and the truth about him came
out. I know I should of done the investigating first. Sinda from the power
company emailed me and told me he was saying he was me. She is the one I am
trying to get on record once I do that I have him nailed. (I know the
longer I am here the worse my grammar gets because we have very little
oppurtunity to speak or communicate with other English speakers.)
I REPLIED
TO THETRUTHX100 - MESSAGE #7
At 07:03 PM 7/4/2007, you wrote:
I would love to take him to small claims
court if it weren't for 2 things. I am not in America and I will not be
back there for another year.
OK. Excellent. If I'm not wrong, the statute of limitations - the allowable
time for THIS type of problem - will likely be expired. WHEN did this all
happen? Month/year?
I even offered to forget all the rent if he
just paid the 2k.
Do you have ANY proof at all that you gave him $2k? Anything with his
signature? A receipt? An I Owe document? ANYTHING?
And while he was renting he impersonated me.
Explain exactly how he impersonated YOU. I don't understand at all.
Yes I loaned him the money which he never
repaid. After I threw him out he started signing me up for credit cards.
OK - very good! Can you PROVE that *HE* signed you up for credit cards? If so,
HOW can you prove that HE did it?
But I put credit card watch on my credit
score so he wasn't able to get anything.
That is EXCELLENT for you!!! Very, very good. PROTECT yourself.
Then I started investigating him and the
truth about him came out. I know I should of done the investigating first.
Sinda from the power company emailed me and told me he was saying he was me.
Save the email. IF you ever end up in court, Sinda will be a SWORN
WITNESS.
She is the one I am trying to get on record
once I do that I have him nailed.
You are dreaming. The STATE ATTORNEY will interrogate Sinda. Sinda will have
to give a sworn statement. YOU will do nothing. The AGENCY which prosecutes
crimes will do EVERYTHING. YOU will only supply ALL evidence you are capable
of.
(I know the longer I am here the worse my
grammar gets because we have very little oppurtunity to speak or communicate
with other English speakers.)
You're doing just fine.
THETRUTHX100 REPLIED TO ME -
MESSAGE #8
(note that the replies are now in RED letters edited into my previous message -
very creative)
Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2007
17:13:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: The truth <thetruthx100@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Questions
To: Steve Leigh <steve at sl-prokeys dot com>
I would love to take him to small claims court if it weren't for 2
things. I am not in America and I will not be back there for
another year.
OK. Excellent. If I'm not wrong, the statute of limitations - the
allowable time for THIS type of problem - will likely be expired. WHEN
did this all happen? Month/year? August 2006
I even offered to forget all
the rent if he just paid the 2k.
Do you have ANY proof at all that you gave him $2k? Anything with his
signature? A receipt? An I Owe document? ANYTHING?
NO NO Maybe No No
And while he was renting he
impersonated me.
Explain exactly how he impersonated YOU. I don't understand at all.
He told the power company he was me.
Yes I loaned him the money
which he never repaid. After I threw him out he started signing me
up for credit cards.
OK - very good! Can you PROVE that *HE* signed you up for credit
cards? If so, HOW can you prove that HE did it?
Yes and I posted it on my blog and I spent $20 in skype (VOIP) money
contacting the ISP providers. Verizon is so greedy they wouldnt
cancel his account but they have stopped signing me up for credit cards
and loans.
I REPLIED
TO THETRUTHX100 - MESSAGE #9
At 08:13 PM 7/4/2007, you wrote:
OK ..... now I have some news for you. Just talked with my
lawyer IN Florida).
I would love to take him to
small claims court if it weren't for 2 things. I am not in
America and I will not be back there for another year.
You lose. Read below.
OK. Excellent. If
I'm not wrong, the statute of limitations - the allowable time
for THIS type of problem - will likely be expired. WHEN
did this all happen? Month/year?
August
2006
OK - all I can say is this - WHEN
YOU HAD HIM EVICTED YOU SHOULD HAVE ALSO FILED FOR BACK RENT OWED.
It's FAR too late now, and you'll just waste your money and time
trying to get judgement on a problem that's ONE YEAR OLD.
Furthermore, because you're not even IN Florida, you'll waste
THOUSANDS on attorney fees because YOU can't do anything from Korea.
All for nothing.
I even offered to forget all the
rent if he just paid the 2k.
Do you have ANY proof at all that you
gave him $2k? Anything with his signature? A receipt? An I
Owe document? ANYTHING?
NO NO Maybe No No
You lose. You have NO PROOF.
No proof = no case. The guy will walk out of the courthouse
laughing at you.
And while he was renting he
impersonated me.
Explain exactly how he impersonated YOU.
I don't understand at all.
He told the
power company he was me.
Dude, I'm sorry - I'm trying to
HELP you here. How fucking DUMB can you be? I can call
the fucking Pizza House and say I'm President Bush. IT AIN'T A
CRIME!!!!
Yes I loaned him the money which
he never repaid. After I threw him out he started signing me
up for credit cards.
OK - very good! Can you PROVE that
*HE* signed you up for credit cards? If so, HOW can you prove that HE
did it?
Yes
and I posted it on my blog and I spent $20 in skype (VOIP) money contacting
the ISP providers. Verizon is so greedy they wouldnt cancel his
account but they have stopped signing me up for credit cards and loans.
OK - now HOLD it. Are you
saying that he actually GOT A VERIZON ACCOUNT UNDER YOUR NAME, AND
YOU WERE BILLED FOR IT? Or are you saying that he PAID AN ISP
WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU PAID FOR IT? Make yourself CLEAR, man.
I can't help if you keep me confused.
Steve
Hey - what's your name, anyway?
THETRUTHX100 REPLIED TO
ME - MESSAGE
#10
Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2007 18:07:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: The truth <thetruthx100@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Questions
To: Steve Leigh <steve at sl-prokeys dot com>
Very very
very dumb. Because I wanted
to keep my pets. I thought he was taking care of them. He wasn't. In the
end I lost my dog. Nope he was filling all the credit card offers in my
name. All the home laons in my name. All the car loans in my name. His
server that he was doing it from was verizon. I matched his ISP address to
where the Credit card company said the laon applications came from.
THETRUTHX100 SENT ME AN
"EXTRA BONUS" - MESSAGE #11
Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2007 18:19:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: The truth <thetruthx100@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Questions
To: Steve Leigh <steve at sl-prokeys dot com>
the only real thing I think I can nail him on
is applying for credit cards and loans with my name. That IRS judgment
supercedes any money I can get out of him if he had any.
I REPLIED TO
THETRUTHX100 - MESSAGE #12
At 09:07 PM 7/4/2007, you wrote:
Very very very
dumb. Because I wanted to keep my
pets. I thought he was taking care of them. He wasn't. In the end I lost
my dog.
OK, it's very sad, and I'm very sorry to hear that you lost your dog. If you
didn't know it, I'm a dog person, too.
Nope he was filling all the credit card
offers in my name.
So - EXACTLY how much money did he get using your name with the credit cards?
All the home laons in my name.
How many home loans did he get using your name?
All the car loans in my name.
How many car loans did he get using your name?
You never did answer my earlier questions. Did he actually subscribe to Verizon
service(s) using YOUR name? How much money have you actually PAID to Verizon
for the accounts which YOU did not create, that you say HE created using YOUR
name?
How many actual dollars have you been forced to pay for the fraudulent
activities, and the identity thefts? Are you talking about $10,000? $100,000?
$500,000?
For your education, Truth, most (not every single one) lawsuits must show that
somebody LOST something. This is known as "damages" to the person. For
example, you borrowed my car - and you wrecked it. It cost $18,000 to REPAIR my
car. I have to show RECEIPTS proving it cost ME $18,000 to get my car back to
the same condition as it was in. Here's another example: I rented a house from
you. While I was living there, I had a big party. My friends and I smashed
down 3 walls, destroyed the bathroom, and wrecked the refrigerator. When you
discovered this, you evicted me. THEN, you had your house repaired - new walls,
new bathroom, new refrigerator. So you SUE me. You go to court WITH YOUR
RECEIPTS, and PROVE that it cost you $62,500 to REPAIR the DAMAGES that I was
responsible for. You RECOVER your LOSSES.
His server that he was doing it from was
verizon. I matched his ISP address to where the Credit card company said
the laon applications came from.
I'm sorry, but I cannot believe what you just wrote. Credit card companies are
FORCED BY LAW to retain certain privacy. Without a COURT ORDER they cannot
divulge information about a person, even if that person is involved in identity
theft. Banks, credit institutions, etc, MUST report these criminal activities
to agencies such as the FBI. They do NOT make detailed reports to victims. or
POSSIBLE victims.
So - as I asked above, HOW MUCH ACTUAL MONEY DID YOU LOSE, and can you PROVE
that you lost the money with paperwork, bills, and/or receipts?
Best,
Steve
AND I SENT THETRUTHX100 AN "EXTRA
BONUS" -
MESSAGE #13
At 09:19
PM 7/4/2007, you wrote:
Yo, man -
You didn't answer my last letter, so I'm still not 100% clear about your
problems.
But I'll go ahead and answer you here about this .....
the only real thing I think I can nail him on
is applying for credit cards and loans with my name.
YOU cannot "nail him". Why not get it through your head that a LAW ENFORCEMENT
AGENCY will OPEN a case, investigate, arrest, and prosecute this asshole - but
ONLY WITH EVIDENCE. You have said several times - YOU HAVE NO REAL EVIDENCE.
That IRS judgment supercedes any money I can
get out of him if he had any.
That MAY be right or not ..... it appears the IRS has had a judgement for a LONG
time.
Why not answer my last letter? I asked some very important questions. And - as
you know - I'M not the one with the legal problems here - YOU are. I'm just
trying to help you see things clearly.
Steve
THETRUTHX100 REPLIED TO
ME - MESSAGE
#14
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 14:49:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: The truth <thetruthx100@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Questions
To: Steve Leigh <steve at sl-prokeys dot com>
Because I have been grading papers
and getting a new visa. If you think American Bureacracy is bad just see
Korean Bureaucray. especially if yoru a foreigner. Only got
about 4 hours sleep last night.
THETRUTHX100 REPLIED TO ME
AGAIN -
MESSAGE #15
Date:
Fri, 6 Jul 2007 15:53:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: The truth <thetruthx100@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Questions
To: Steve Leigh <steve at sl-prokeys dot com>
After
Months of you contacting this office I’ve finally got YOU and all of the
slanderous remarks that you have made about this company which I am
turning over to our attorney and law enforcement, after we are done with
you, you will really have something to write about. HAVE A NICE DAY
ALEX.
Address:
3001 Executive Dr. Suite 330 , Clearwater
I
SEND THETRUTHX100 A MESSAGE - AND NOW I'M FUCKING DONE - MESSAGE #16
At 06:53 PM
7/6/2007, you wrote:
Just in case can your attorney
represent me.
Hey (Alex? I guess that's your name from what's below. My name is Steve.)
("Below" is incorrect - I trimmed the above message out of
this one, where he's called by the name "ALEX".)
No, I'm absolutely positive my attorney cannot represent you. I asked him
personally. He was very emphatic in his reply.
But you can easily locate an attorney.
Maybe all the women in the scammerslayer group will find your lawyer, and even
take up a collection to pay him or her. THAT would be wonderful, man! A great
example of the power of the internet message groups! I think they have about 80
members (well, about 70 of them never write anything at all), so if EVERYBODY
chipped in to your "legal fund" - let's say, $1000 or $2000 each, you could
easily afford to hire a REAL good lawyer.
Actually, in just a few days, I'll tell you about a new, secret scammer baiting
group, and maybe you can join up. I just found it, but membership is very
limited, and it's pretty hard to join because it's REALLY private with very high
security.
Steve
Have you figured out exactly what you need a lawyer FOR? I mean, specifically?
I am DONE - THROUGH -
FINISHED - END - NO MORE.
ALEX LIGAS is an
asshole with the brains of a Ziplock bag.
This fairy tale is absolutely unbelievable - and this putz is a TEACHER?
He went to COLLEGE? And he claims he teaches ENGLISH in KOREA?
He can barely WRITE in English.
He claims that the PINELLAS
COUNTY SHERIFF OFFICE basically told him he was full of shit.Why would they do THAT?
I'd bet $100 it's because he
had NO EVIDENCE OF ANY CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. Nothing.
Just hot air. Detectives don't investigate HOT AIR. The State
Attorney doesn't prosecute HOT AIR. But THETRUTHX100
says "they're dumb as rocks." A WHOLE SHERIFF'S OFFICE - "dumb as
rocks." THETRUTHX100 - smarter than ALL of them!
He evades about 80% of the
pertinent questions. Why would he do that? CAUSE HE'S AN
ASSHOLE. He's GOT no answers.
He claims he wanted to "keep
his pets" and he "lost his dog". What kind of idiot leaves his pets in
FLORIDA when he moves to KOREA for more than a year - and maybe a COUPLE of
years? (He said this shit started around August 2006, and also said he
won't be back in the US for another year - that means 2008. Sounds like a
couple years to me.)
The dumb fuck RENTS a
house with no written agreement? Did he ever hear of a LEASE? A
RENTAL agreement?
He gives away MONEY with no receipts,
no cancelled checks, no signed papers, no paper AT ALL, no proof of ANYTHING?
His "EVIDENCE" is some unknown at the POWER company named "Sinda" - who probably
QUIT 4 months ago?
He CLAIMS this guy received
CREDIT CARDS in his name? How many? How much debt?
He CLAIMS this guy received HOME LOANS in his name?
How many? How much debt?
He CLAIMS this guy received CAR LOANS in his
name? How many? How much debt?
When asked, he has no ANSWERS
explaining HOW MUCH IT COST HIM for all these "loans" and "credit
cards".
Apparently, he was never BILLED, and
never PAID for all these hallucinations! Maybe that's because THEY NEVER
EXISTED!
At one point, THETRUTHX100HAD legitimate links to Pinellas County Sheriff records, and other PUBLIC RECORDS displayed PROMINENTLY. Somehow, those
legitimatelinks disappeared from his "BLOG", or they're now so well hidden that you can
hardly FIND them. Now WHY would he hide PUBLIC RECORDS
links - none of which support ANY of his claims of financial loss,
identity theft, credit cards, car loans, home loans, or fraud?
And really, all that
the public records show is that some guy in Florida owes the IRS a bunch of
money, and has a minor criminal history. What's THAT got to do with
all the insanity that THETRUTHX100 is slinging around?
Go back and read his vacuum brain stupidity again .....
it's enough to make a freight train take a dirt road. This is THETRUTHX100! A REAL
LIVESCAMMERSLAYER!
HE'S a pet - ALLEYCAT'S and PENHEAD'S! ALEX LIGAS
has the brains of a Ziplock bag!
SCAMMERS BEWARE!
ALEX LIGAS "THETRUTHX100" IS HOT ON YOUR TRAIL!
He's gonna "BUST" somebody! He's gonna "NAIL" him!
He's gonna "TAKE 'IM DOWN!" He's gonna take him to SMALL CLAIMS COURT -
YEARS after the alleged
"losses" - which he can't prove anyway, cause he has NO EVIDENCE of ANYTHING! He's gonna HALLUCINATE! Whoops!
THAT
started about 40 tabs of LSD ago ....
ALEX? Take my advice.
Calm down, eat lots of LSD, and pay off those millions in imaginary loans
that never existed. Keep your credit rating at 9999.99, don't miss a
payment, buy a few pets and leave them 30,000 miles away. Teach
Koreans about broken, incomprehensible English, and write your incoherent
stories on the internet. Who cares if you make no sense? Who
cares if nobody believes you or pays any attention to you? Keep on
writing, and fulfill your deepest desires. Remember ALEX - only YOU
can make your dreams come true.
And this whole page is PROOF that this maniac actually
......
joined a SCAMMERSLAYER
group - THEN
SCAMMED THE SCAMMERSLAYER MEMBERS!
He had the group fall right into this obvious
stupidity, and got the psycho hormone freaks trying to HELP him!
It doesn't seem (yet) that he's scamming money -
he just seems to be scamming for "help" and "pity".
He seems to be scamming for "help", so he can
"bust", "nail", and "take down" somebody named Lucas.
But at the same time, he can access
any/everything within the group. He can gain info and email addresses.
He can gain copies of scambaiting, alternate
identities, and anything that's connected and available.
(What's happening here? Am I
becoming paranoid, too?)
Can you just imagine him laughing, and calling
the group SCAMMERSUCKERS?
Folks - this is INTERNET SICKNESS at its
finest.
LATE
BREAKING NEWS!
Dateline:
July, 2008
Alex, with the brains of a
Ziplock bag, has been harassing my webhost! He's sending them
emails, calling the company, demanding supervisors - and he's making
THREATS! He's gonna BUST ME! He's gonna
NAIL ME! He's gonna SHUT ME DOWN! He's gonna
TAKE DOWN MY WEBSITE!
HE'S
FILING CHARGES WITH THE FBI!
Federal agents across the nation
are mobilizing on this high priority case. He's gathering
evidence, filing charges, getting court orders, putting together an
airtight prosecution - EVERYBODY is in imminent danger. My dog
is cowering in fear. Even my dog could get 40 to life!
Ziplock's case against me is SO effective, a
terrifying event happened - let me tell you all about it.
The Ziplock bag
got me. It actually happened. I tried to go to sleep.
Suddenly my home was surrounded by FBI SWAT teams, assault
helicopters, F-18 combat jets, nuclear weapons, armed men all running crazy in the
street, screaming incoherently through bullhorns. An armored SWAT
vehicle - actually an Abrams tank - shredded my street with its tank
tracks, and came to a roaring halt, with the 120mm and three .50 cal
machineguns aimed directly at my living room and bedroom.
It was followed by another tank towing a huge billboard with
scrolling red letters which read:
It was exciting! I never thought
it would happen, but it did. And it goes to show the power
of Alex's Ziplock bag brains!
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this with FULL SIZE SCREEN to see the actualvideo of what they did to my property.
Now I'm going to have to live in a cardboard carton.
