DAWN PENHEAD CHATS WITH STEVE

( I added many comments [in blue brackets] to this chat log.

Out of utter boredom, sheer disrespect for PENHEAD, and a phone that rings a lot,

I didn't even bother with the MAJORITY of my comments.  

If you have the time and patience to READ through this PENHEAD stupidity, you're gonna get some good laughs.

slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:30:27 PM): YO! how you doin?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:30:47 PM): hey there.. I'm doing good, you?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:30:58 PM): still feeling that humor attack
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:31:15 PM): ah, well humor is good.. cures lots of aches and pains [humor is GOOD?  then why complain about it?  you can't have it both ways, penhead.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:31:16 PM): lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:31:36 PM): sho nuff
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:32:00 PM): sounds like you are making a few scammers miserable.. that's what counts
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:32:10 PM): c'mon ......
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:32:19 PM): im the nicest fellow in the world
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:32:19 PM): ?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:32:22 PM): lol
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:32:37 PM): oh yeah, your scammers are loving the torture.. hahaha
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:32:56 PM): look how kindly i treated black mambo ......
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:33:07 PM): or sambo or whatever
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:33:37 PM): lol, yeah.. you were a true gentleman.. haha
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:33:43 PM): well i WAS
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:33:49 PM): i think so
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:34:31 PM): so you getting many new ones? Or do you chew them thoroughly before spitting them out?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:34:41 PM): not much new
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:34:55 PM): but things seem very slow right now
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:36:13 PM): supposedly they have a weekend crew.. that's about the only thing that ever explained my scammers abrut attitude change and forgetfulness
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:36:39 PM): hmmmm
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:36:49 PM): ?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:37:04 PM): well, my 2 current ones are in regugee camps
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:37:12 PM): refugee
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:37:20 PM): red cross camps!!
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:37:32 PM): lucky bastards
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:37:47 PM): activities, naps, milk and cookies
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:37:56 PM): wow, the refugee camps have interenet but no indoor plumbing.. rofl
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:38:13 PM): you didnt read carefully  [nope - she didn't read. my group message SHOWED this "girl" claiming to have to travel through combat areas to an internet cafe to chat with me.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:38:19 PM): yes I did  [LOL .... penhead's idea of "reading" is known as "skimming" - but watch what happens in awhile.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:38:28 PM): black mambo has to LEAVE the camp to contact me
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:38:38 PM): she sneaks through war zones
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:38:44 PM): ah, that's what you mean  [yeah, penhead, THAT'S what I meant - the freaking PUBLIC MESSAGE showed that.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:38:52 PM): bombs, tanks, AK47s ......
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:38:54 PM): see the trouble she goes to just to have time with you?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:39:11 PM): thats EXACTLY why she's captured my heart
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:39:32 PM): any woman who would go to that trouble surely has to be a good one
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:39:44 PM): dawn - you GOT it
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:39:51 PM): a true soulmate
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:39:55 PM): oh so wanna be like her
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:39:56 PM): damn
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:40:05 PM): maybe she could teach me that kind of selflessness
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:40:09 PM): avoiding land mines
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:40:22 PM): narrow misses with missles
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:40:28 PM): risking your very life to meet up with some stranger on the net.. who may or may not have money. LOL
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:40:48 PM): this is the sign of a loyal woman
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:40:54 PM): yes indeed it is
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:40:59 PM): im no fool - i know shes my destiny
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:41:10 PM): she's a better woman than I... I bow to her example.. haha
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:41:23 PM): play name that tune with her  [real creative - is penhead an asshole?]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:41:40 PM): if she can name that tune.. like ten of them in a row... then the stars are lined up right and you can wed her
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:41:43 PM): i had a BALL with crista last night
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:41:47 PM): we talked
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:41:48 PM): to wed her you will need to send lots of money
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:41:56 PM): cool
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:42:13 PM): i had her crying - she was simply hysterical
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:42:37 PM): hey, it's about time that scammer activities made is cry with laughter instead of a broken heart  [oh, but the terror twins just kept on harassing me because I'm FUNNY!  humor is a big no-no!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:43:01 PM): its just me baby
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:43:14 PM): im too funny for most people to understand
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:43:27 PM): ok
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:44:05 PM): i start reciting richard pryor, most people dont even understand it
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:44:38 PM): well I hardly understood it from him when he was on a roll  [see?  millions of people CAN understand what penhead CAN'T!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:44:57 PM): cris understands black humor i guess
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:45:11 PM): poor baby was in tears
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:45:21 PM): no I meant sometimes he wasn't real easy to make out what he was saying
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:45:41 PM): he'd get to babbling
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:45:53 PM): not his hbo stuff.. but other stuff
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:45:58 PM): ROFL - its a BLACK dialect
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:46:09 PM): street talk
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:46:55 PM): e-BON-ix!!!!
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:47:08 PM): yes but still when he was high as a kite and babbling.. lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:47:27 PM): richard pryor HIGH??? never happened
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:49:21 PM): lol, yeah and I'm not sitting here taking a hit off the bong.. rofl  [uh oh!  is penhead saying she's SMOKING DOPE from a BONG?  let's watch what happens .....]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:50:09 PM): you smoke that crap?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:50:59 PM): yeah.. but hey, I don't drink. And I am assuming you mean pot when you say crap. I don't smoke anything else.  [well Goddamn!!  penhead says she IS smoking dope - she doesn't smoke anything ELSE!  and she's ASSUMING!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:51:10 PM): omg
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:51:15 PM): lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:51:28 PM): i havent smoked pot since about 1970
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:51:38 PM): i do NOT like pot
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:51:47 PM): ok, I won't force any on you  [how GENEROUS!!  she won't FORCE me to smoke dope!]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:51:50 PM): I don't like to drink
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:51:55 PM): damn right ya wont
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:52:03 PM): me either
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:52:05 PM): not sure why you think I would  [what?  is penhead ASSUMING things again, or just so fucking blitzed on dope that she's lost her comprehension?]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:52:11 PM): i didnt
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:52:13 PM): ok
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:52:16 PM): you assumed
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:52:32 PM): *I* didnt mention force .........
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:53:30 PM): no, but you said you do NOT like pot like maybe I was offering it up.. no big deal, I wasn't.  [would you LOOK at this ASSUMPTION?  penhead ASSUMES she offered me pot!  she's not even SURE!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:53:40 PM): lololol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:53:50 PM): ive had pounds of it here - legally
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:53:54 PM): cool
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:54:00 PM): DEA license
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:54:02 PM): I'm very functional  [hell YES!  that's obvious.  very functional.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:54:04 PM): lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:54:07 PM): trained drug dogs
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:54:16 PM): most people who know me wouldn't even guess  [OMG!!  guess that penhead is a POTHEAD?  but she HIDES it so well - most people wouldn't even GUESS!  penhead - you should be PROUD.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:54:24 PM): yes you mentioned the dogs before
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:54:34 PM): one sec
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:56:21 PM): actually, i was licensed for 18 years
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:56:32 PM): cool
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:56:57 PM): you'd flip out if you knew what Sch 1 and Sch 2 contained .....
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:57:22 PM): back flips?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:57:45 PM): every imaginable drug - and some you couldnt imagine
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:57:59 PM): and i could get them all legally
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:58:26 PM): i'm not into the other drugs.. lol  [nope - penhead's just into POT.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:58:28 PM): never have been  [oh man - I am SO PROUD of penhead!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:58:38 PM): im not into ANY drugs
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 7:58:44 PM): great
slprokeys (6/16/2007 7:59:01 PM): but sometimes when i opened my safe, people would lose their minds
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:00:03 PM): ah
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:00:19 PM): well I'm thinking I would be pretty controlled in that situation.. heh
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:00:30 PM): of course
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:00:41 PM): i meant just the sight of this stuff
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:01:18 PM): I was never one of those people who found the need to find something stronger. I'm really not much of a follower  ["something stronger" ...... Jesus - she can't even think clearly on POT.  no wonder she stays away from "something stronger"!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:01:57 PM): yep
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:02:40 PM): i recall the last time i smoked pot
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:02:48 PM): and you didn't like it  [another penhead ASSUMPTION.  they never stop.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:02:56 PM): actually, it was fine
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:03:04 PM): then?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:03:24 PM): i took about 3 hits, so did Rebecca, we were in our hot tub, drinking amaretto over ice
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:03:48 PM): and lisa finished the joint then rolled 2 more
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:03:52 PM): ah, not a bad place to be having a lil smoke  [yeah - maybe she could have smoked a half pound of the shit and come back to earth a month later.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:04:00 PM): we loved it
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:04:05 PM): i would too.. lol  [oh, I just bet she WOULD!  there's no doubt in MY mind!] 
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:04:09 PM): relaxed
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:04:16 PM): bubbling water
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:04:19 PM): and no one farted!
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:04:21 PM): lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:04:32 PM): my, what class
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:04:39 PM): oh c'mon.. it was a joke  [penhead jokes about farting in a hot tub ..... how cute.  she's just plain hysterical.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:04:46 PM): lol
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:05:14 PM): and considering it's the first time you have ever heard me make reference to a fart.. it's believable!  [wheeee - ANOTHER penhead assumption.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:05:31 PM): unquestionably
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:05:33 PM): lol
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:05:39 PM): oh but I see a question  [here comes the paranoia.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:05:49 PM): really?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:05:55 PM): would not be like you to not really have one hidden somewhere  [paranoia in 2nd gear now.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:06:03 PM): so hey
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:06:19 PM): you should start a scammer name that tune contest for people who live out of the USA
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:06:32 PM): gather nigerians from far and near
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:06:43 PM): have them study early rock
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:06:50 PM): like.. buddy holly
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:06:53 PM): lol.
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:06:54 PM): i have a better idea
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:06:58 PM): splish I was taking a bath  [penhead is now absolutely BLITZED.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:07:00 PM): FAR better
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:07:06 PM): all upon a Saturday night  [and getting higher by the second.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:07:18 PM): buddy holly didnt do splish splash
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:07:18 PM): splish splash even
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:07:20 PM): i know
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:07:29 PM): bobby darin?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:07:32 PM): but right after I thunk of bud.. I thunk of the bath song  [absolutely STONED.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:07:37 PM): bobby somebody
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:07:49 PM): some black guy  [dumbass penhead - bobby darin - a white guy.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:07:50 PM): lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:07:53 PM): nope
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:08:03 PM): but so many of the good ones were
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:08:21 PM): i have a better idea
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:08:23 PM): and remember, I am the one who doesn't know anyones name  [that's not ALL she don't know.  by now, she flying so high, she probably can't even find the NEXT bong full.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:08:26 PM): what's the idea?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:08:34 PM): nigerians
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:08:43 PM): in a position to be arrested
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:08:51 PM): reward CASH in my pocket
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:09:02 PM): for setting up stings
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:09:16 PM): hehe, get them snitching on each other
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:09:24 PM): i dont mean $1-2,000
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:09:27 PM): send the 20/20 crew in? LOL  [stoned almost to oblivion.  will it ever STOP?]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:09:34 PM): noooooo
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:09:46 PM): im quite serious
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:10:16 PM): ok
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:10:25 PM): but who are you going to have report this?  [dumbass penhead CANNOT comprehend.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:10:40 PM): nobody
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:10:59 PM): im slightly affiliated with some agents right now
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:11:03 PM): well if you even remotely pull off what you are thinking.. there will be widespread implications  [Jesus Christ - penhead is trying to THINK!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:11:07 PM): but VERY slightly
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:11:18 PM): what does that mean EXACTLY?  [shit - penhead is SO lost right now, she needs a road map.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:11:32 PM): because i have no immediate potential for HUGE transfers
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:11:46 PM): it means this:
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:12:02 PM): if i could find some REAL check movers -
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:12:15 PM): REAL, REAL money
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:12:28 PM): like 500k, or better
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:12:41 PM): hmm
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:12:42 PM): i could probably gain 10k
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:12:52 PM): in bank rewards
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:12:52 PM): my old scammer wanted to wire that into my checking account
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:13:01 PM): 500k?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:13:03 PM): yes
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:13:06 PM): omg
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:13:12 PM): I AM IN LOVE
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:13:15 PM): lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:13:24 PM): and i have an agent to work with
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:13:43 PM): who WILL supply a case for that size
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:13:51 PM): seriously though.. he thought I should get his money order and then cash it and send it right away.. I was like no one is going to give me that kind of money.
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:14:13 PM): can you see me walking out of the bank with that much money???  [ROFLMAO!  actually, I can't even imagine penhead WALKING!  crawling, maybe - she's too fucking high to make it 5 steps.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:14:59 PM): yes
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:15:03 PM): I can't
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:15:20 PM): and I don't think my bank has that much money on them at any given moment.. lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:15:27 PM): i have slight relationships with various agents
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:15:37 PM): but
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:15:38 PM): thats silly
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:15:45 PM): wait a sec
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:15:49 PM): listen
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:15:57 PM): i worked with DEA
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:16:12 PM): THEY had .5mil in flash $
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:16:23 PM): just one office
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:16:34 PM): well let me walk down to the little wells fargo here and see what they can come up with.. lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:16:43 PM): and if they needed more, it could have been 3-5M
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:17:14 PM): we have an old scammer slayer who went to the dark side  [the dope got her - penhead completely lost track of the conversation.  BLITZED!]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:17:22 PM): we believe she is passing checks for her lover boi
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:17:32 PM): being his US person
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:17:32 PM): id like to play
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:17:42 PM): get buffy to tell you how to reach her
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:17:43 PM): but id LOVE to play big
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:17:49 PM): I lost contact with her a long time ago
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:17:52 PM): not some little 10k shit
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:18:00 PM): yeah, you could bait her
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:18:01 PM): lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:18:12 PM): because SS wont open a 10k case
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:18:21 PM): and I wont get a reward

{{  A momentary interruption:  after receiving my FIRST forged check, I contacted the US Secret Service.  I was interested in possibly EARNING some reward money.  The agents I spoke with clearly defined that they would be very interested in LARGE (millions of dollars) level transactions, but do not have the manpower to open cases for smaller amounts.  They thanked me, and suggested if I could bait someone into a BIG transaction, we would probably be able to move forward.  Now back to penhead's chemically befuddled chat.  }}

Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:18:32 PM): and didn't someone in the group just say they were taken for 100,000K?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:18:43 PM): believe what you will
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:19:12 PM): i thought it sounded funny but I was too busy to dwell on what all she was saying. But something made me wonder what she was leaving out.  [there's that good old paranoia again!]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:19:25 PM): it's been one hell of a busy month
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:19:30 PM): things just starting to slow down now.  [do a few more bowls - things will go into slow motion.  then they'll stop COMPLETELY!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:21:05 PM): ok
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:21:54 PM): so ....... id like to find some fairly large action
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:22:14 PM): that will enable SS to open a case
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:22:42 PM): ok
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:22:45 PM): but its unlikely
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:22:52 PM): what is?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:22:55 PM): finding the action?  [LOL!  no - making sense with penhead.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:23:00 PM): yep
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:23:15 PM): finding the action means finding a scammer who wants to send you big money orders?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:23:22 PM): or someone who has it to play with?  [absolutely LOST.  and they say "dope doesn't have any REAL, PERMANENT, LONG LASTING effects on people?"  BULLSHIT.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:23:25 PM): enormous
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:23:33 PM): and on a continuing basis
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:23:41 PM): I really don't think you will have a hard time finding that
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:23:51 PM): very, very hard
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:23:52 PM): you just need to get past the plastic toy scammers  [the voice of (dope induced) experience.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:24:00 PM): thats the hard part
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:24:12 PM): and move on to the hard bodied players
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:24:21 PM): ok, why don't you put out a call
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:24:23 PM): hard to find
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:24:29 PM): yeah
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:24:35 PM): ask to be contacted privately if they have a scammer who has access to big money orders
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:24:40 PM): ill dial 1-800-BIGBUX
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:24:50 PM): give you the contact info
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:25:09 PM): use skype to make a phone number if you have to.  [Jesus!  penhead is gonna TEACH me how to go undercover!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:25:18 PM): dawn .......
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:25:37 PM): the SS will provide numbers, sting accounts, EVERYTHING
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:25:42 PM): lol
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:25:56 PM): well you gotta set it up until the point they want to get involved
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:25:59 PM): they'll put a phone in here that i can call africa all day long
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:26:18 PM): anyway, put out a request
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:26:26 PM): I'm sure you will find some responses
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:26:27 PM): but they have no manpower for small games
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:26:55 PM): in fact
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:27:04 PM): what if you offer to partner with the scammer?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:27:08 PM): be their US contact
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:27:27 PM): thats exactly the idea - you been sleeping?  [no - by now, penhead has probably consumed a HALF OUNCE of dope, and can't remember her own name.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:27:32 PM): well
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:27:34 PM): or bonging?  [hahahahaha! - caught the asshole, didn't I?]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:27:41 PM): lol
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:27:41 PM): no, but I was thinking about going around it the other way
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:27:58 PM): the part where you more fall into it than you participate willingly
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:28:27 PM): try to keep in mind WHO i must work with
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:28:29 PM): so I was orchestrating your falling into rather than looking for a business partner
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:28:35 PM): hey, that's not so nice  [why not?  penhead has been bragging about her bong - not me!]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:29:15 PM): and you weren't real specific on the exact plan.. besides, there's 10 ways to skin a cat.. how many ways can we skin a scammer???
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:29:39 PM): our new game.. pin the cuffs on the scammer
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:29:47 PM): us ...... to do this, *I* must obey laws set by SS
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:29:58 PM): ex: telephone tap
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:30:07 PM): debriefings
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:30:18 PM): constant logs of all communication
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:30:30 PM): THEY set the rules for THEIR cases
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:30:31 PM): can we leave the bong part out? LOL  [shit - YOU brought it up, penhead!]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:30:39 PM): yeah
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:30:46 PM): but I thought you said you had to get something started before they were interested
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:30:59 PM): thats EXACTLY the problem
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:31:12 PM): so are they getting involved after you get it started or before?  [lost again.  I can leave out the bong - looks like SHE can't.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:31:20 PM): AFTER
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:31:31 PM): i gotta bring something serious to them
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:31:34 PM): ok so who brings all the phones and things in until they get interested?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:31:50 PM): you know when you slapped my hands about the skype thing?  [slapped WHAT?  that paranoia is rolling again.  I don't even know what the hell "skype" is.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:31:50 PM): youre not following
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:31:55 PM): but its ok
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:32:06 PM): Steve.. please don't talk down to me  [more and more and more - PARANOIA.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:32:18 PM): hon - i didnt slap ANY hands - i dont even know what skype IS
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:32:25 PM): ok
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:32:52 PM): im not talking down - i have experience w/federal agencies and procedure
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:32:57 PM): its THEIR way
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:33:04 PM): or they cant make a case
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:33:36 PM): ok, but I'm following what you are typing.. now you may not be typing enough for me to know what you mean.  [damn right - PUT THE BONG DOWN.  get straight.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:33:48 PM): i actually am nothing but a puppet that plays a part of a larger thing
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:34:04 PM): ok
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:34:13 PM): let me give you an example
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:34:28 PM): will you listen to each step?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:34:42 PM): i try to read every line  [and fail miserably.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:34:55 PM): ill explain buying killos of coke
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:35:06 PM): how about pounds of pot?  [old penhead just LOVES that pot!!  can't stop mentioning it.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:35:07 PM): lol
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:35:22 PM): ill explain if you want  [like a FOOL, I'm actually trying to explain to a pothead freak how undercover buys are made.  I am a MORON to try and make sense to a paranoid, hormone-controlled freak.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:35:27 PM): i'm kidding.. go on
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:35:30 PM): if not, lets just laugh
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:36:27 PM): 1st ..... sombody offers me a gram of coke
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:36:34 PM): $50 or something
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:37:07 PM): agent and i BELIVE this can soon become pounds or keys
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:37:33 PM): im given $ and serveillance, and **I** buy the gram
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:37:38 PM): alone
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:37:41 PM): no agent
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:38:00 PM): ok so far?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:38:06 PM): yes
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:38:20 PM): meantime - surveillance has gathered data
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:38:33 PM): auto, tag #, photos possibly
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:38:49 PM): that sale is "throw away"
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:38:58 PM): never to be charged
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:39:04 PM): next step -
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:39:13 PM): i want to buy 8 grams
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:39:41 PM): $400 supplied to me, and my friend comes along
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:39:54 PM): my friend is DEA
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:40:13 PM): transaction could or not include him
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:40:23 PM): hey
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:40:25 PM): ie; - he could just wait in car,
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:41:06 PM): i get real estate related scam letters all the time.. guys from nigeria or where ever want to send me big money checks to help purchase real estate  [bingo!  off we go - now penhead's probably finished off the FIRST ounce of pot!]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:41:16 PM): would one of those do?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:41:22 PM): we could do that
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:41:38 PM): damn, I just deleted on letter yesterday
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:41:45 PM): I had an investor
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:41:54 PM): he got contacted.. wasn't sure to believe
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:42:02 PM): we've changed the subject  [why would I expect some hormone-powered, BLITZED freak to do any different?  Stupid Steve.  STUPID Steve.  STUPID, MORON STEVE.  wasting this on a fucking doper.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:42:09 PM): the guy sent him money orders
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:42:18 PM): for like 200,000
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:42:20 PM): all fake
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:42:28 PM): great GREAT start
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:42:33 PM): still on track?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:42:46 PM): the entire point dawen
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:42:47 PM): checks came from canada
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:42:55 PM): the entire point dawn
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:43:10 PM): is the dynamics of the CASE are dictated by the agent
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:43:11 PM): I was trying to think how to get into the big money easily
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:43:17 PM): real estate is one way to do it.
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:43:22 PM): yes
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:43:42 PM): investor boards get hit all the time
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:43:45 PM): its all pointless without a CASE
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:43:54 PM): a prosecution
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:43:57 PM): yeah but you can't get a case until you fish in the right pond  [OMG .... penhead fishes for POT for her BONG.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:44:41 PM): have you gone?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:44:54 PM): just slightly  [I think I'm about getting fed up with the doper.  in fact, I'm trying so hard to be polite, but I wish somebody would kick her out of her chair.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:45:08 PM): ok, well let me know when you get back.. I'm gonna work until you do
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:45:26 PM): i was making an effort  [like a freaking idiot.  see what happens when you try and talk SENSE to a doper?]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:45:36 PM): to do?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:45:49 PM): help you CLEARLY understand
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:46:09 PM): we somehow got sidetracked
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:46:23 PM): but thats ok  [happens regularly with dopers.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:47:48 PM): if you have any current action regarding payment for properties, i might be able to assist in that type
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:48:09 PM): ok, i'll let you know if I get another letter
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:49:12 PM): you literally do real estate work, right?
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:50:05 PM): yes I do
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:50:17 PM): I am licensed in the state of Texas  [sure, sure, sure.  I'm THRILLED.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:50:37 PM): you can verify that on the texas real estate commission website  [more paranoia.  who the hell wants to VERIFY anything?  did I ASK?]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:50:42 PM): you can look me up by name  [who CARES?]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:50:48 PM): no  [what would be a REAL pleasure would be to make a controlled drug buy from this penhead doper, and see how that affects her "real estate license".]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:50:58 PM): i asked for a simple reason
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:51:16 PM): ?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:51:41 PM): it wouldnt necessarily seem odd that your financial representative be located elsewhere
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:51:56 PM): oh no
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:52:01 PM): international real estate
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:52:06 PM): and these guys want to come here
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:52:17 PM): they want you to buy them a family home and invest in more properties
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:52:54 PM): interesting
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:52:58 PM): well they say they want to come here
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:53:17 PM): we WANT them to come here
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:53:18 PM): investors to help them buy.. they send the money order
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:53:36 PM): we want them RIGHT HERE
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:53:59 PM): over there, they're useless
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:54:03 PM): I'd have to as Greg again what he was supposed to do after cashing the checks.. plus Greg very well may remember the guys email
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:54:15 PM): here, US jurisdiction takes over
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:54:23 PM): yes
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:54:53 PM): a GROUP of investors would be interesting
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:55:20 PM): each with 2-3M to invest in properties or hotdogs, or whatever
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:55:30 PM): yup
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:55:37 PM): as long as the $$ is forged
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:55:39 PM): do you have a local investors club?  [whoops!  penhead just filled up the bong AGAIN!]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:55:45 PM): I'm sure you do in your area
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:55:51 PM): wouldnt know
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:56:02 PM): they've all gotten letters or seen posts.. I'm sure about that.
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:56:25 PM): anyway, you want me to ask Greg if he remembers how to contact that guy?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:56:32 PM): im interested in one thing
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:56:42 PM): Tell him you are a new investor and he was passed to you by a fellow investor
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:56:54 PM): and you think you can help where the other guy couldn't
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:57:02 PM): sure
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:57:06 PM): im interested in one thing
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:57:17 PM): big money orders?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:57:47 PM): forged checks - LARGE amounts total - and africans that WILL enter the US  [I tried (like an idiot) to make that clear about 9 hours ago.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:57:58 PM): allowing US jurisdiction
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:58:10 PM): thats all
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:58:10 PM): i think the finding africans who will enter the us.. will be hard
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:58:21 PM): that's the hardest part of your needs I see
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:58:25 PM): listen
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:58:50 PM): collecting another 24 pounds of forged checks is not the goal
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:59:00 PM): ARRESTS are the goal  [now even I'M fucking losing it!  this penhead is stupider than a brick with ADD!]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:59:22 PM): i know but if you don't have a check to work with you can't even start
slprokeys (6/16/2007 8:59:24 PM): the checks are nice, getting them out of circulation is nice
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 8:59:29 PM): so I don't think I said to collect them.. sheesh
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:00:22 PM): id be interested in finding large investors
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 9:00:45 PM): yes
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 9:00:52 PM): they would be the ones with the large checks
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:01:12 PM): then the SS will become involved
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 9:01:35 PM): but how will you operate it until then?  [oh please - just finish up the 2nd ounce and start on a 3rd.  maybe she'll go comatose.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 9:01:53 PM): and like I said.. getting the checks is much easier than getting a Nigerian here.
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:01:53 PM): i wont  [my patience is disappearing.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 9:02:02 PM): then who will?
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:02:16 PM): nobody  [my patience is really disappearing.] 
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 9:02:30 PM): well that's not much of a plan
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:03:08 PM): ill be happy to play a GAME, and get some forgeries off the street
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:03:26 PM): but i wont get a REWARD for that nickel and dime shit
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:03:39 PM): ill be a "banker"
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:03:52 PM): and cash little 4200 checks
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:04:15 PM): i'd like to REALLY work
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:04:29 PM): and earn something for my work  [and folks, by now, I can't WAIT to get the fuck out of this chat with asshole penhead and her paranoid hormones and bong full of dope.  DOPERS DON'T MAKE SENSE.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 9:05:04 PM): well maybe you can get them to pay you
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:05:23 PM): only if i can come up with something truly large  [only said THAT about 100 times.]
Dawn Penrod (6/16/2007 9:06:31 PM): well I'll let you know if I spot something  [it'll just be a dope induced hallucination.  don't bother.]
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:06:39 PM): ok
slprokeys (6/16/2007 9:08:17 PM): gotta go - see ya later  [I finally got fed up and got OUT.  I think asshole penhead needs to get kicked down a flight of stairs on her head.  this doper is a real CHAMPION.]

Here's Dawn Maree PENHEAD on the phone, telling one story after another.

As you'll hear, the corporate representative accidentally refers to her as "Donna" once or twice,

a completely understandable error, as he probably had thousands of calls to make.

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